Someone please tell me why every year I ask Santa to bring me a bottle of whiske!
Question: I get a bottle of cheap gas station wine and a vibrating toy?
Do you think I'll get what's on my wish list this time? I tried really hard to be good all year!
Answers: I get a bottle of cheap gas station wine and a vibrating toy?
Do you think I'll get what's on my wish list this time? I tried really hard to be good all year!
Baby, I'm on my way........wait... f u @king Santa gave me the wrong address!
because he loves to give little kids a present and not adults.
LOL!!! Noo!
Maybe you are just a little naughty, right?
Let me get the bottle of whiskey and I'll be right over
either way sounds like you make out like a bandit.
Santa knows whats best for you girl! :-)
I'll take the toy...thanks!
Because Santa has tried to get you what you wanted but everytime he has given the bottle of whiskey to the man and on the way to your house the moron has drank it all and gotten lost.
I'm with ya, hun, those toyz are fun but nuthin like a man!
lol
You might be better off finding a man who is thoughtful enough to bring you whiskey. ;<)
Why don't you get Santa drunk & do him? lol
No don't count on it, Santa is a cheap bastard.
Why not Upgrade...!!! Ask for champagne and a Prince....lol