Poll: What would be the first thing anyone would do if they woke up and discover!
Question: *hopes the wording cannot possibly be construed as "chatting"*
Answers: *hopes the wording cannot possibly be construed as "chatting"*
bite the azzhole that reported my first answer to this question
bark woof woof
CRY!!
sniff a hot person's crotch
Drink from the toilet.
*hanging my head in shame*
She would trash my bank balance like the last one
I would chase my tail....
Or
*sniff*
Peace...
um..start licking and then sniffing others... err...well you know where.
Can I practice on you?
;)
Eat all of the cat's food ... because they get Fancy Feast .... yummmyyy ...... !
:)
xo
Probably would whine until they let me out to Pee.
Not Funny.
What do you think?! Lick myself!!
Lick myself
damit 9 seconds
learn to sit on the toilet... I don't like for my feet to be cold... that way when it's snows I don't have to go outside to pee...
l-i-c-k;)
1st. Mark everything.
2nd. Hump "
3rd. Eat
4th. clean all exposed area below sternum [preferably during meal being eaten by humans]
mark my territory :)
I would lick myself. Since I can't physically do it now.
I'd most want to go outside right away and take a poo without fear of getting arrested for it *THIS* time.
Just hope that it was a pug, so I could mate with Hank!
go to my dads room and pee on his bed
Things would not change to much, When I wake up I still scratch my balls.
Just normal I guess
Go bury my bone ....woof!
It would be a relief, that way people would quit asking me what I am doing on all fours for!! Licking does sound like fun too!!
go outside, pee on a bush and chase a squirrel.
Go and find the vet who performed the operation to get me 'fixed' and tear theirs off too. See how they liked it ;-)
Fall asleep again.
Lol, I know what every guy in the world would do first!
i would go back to sleep