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Question: There is not enough room for all three of you. You have to choose who goes overboard, who would you pick? I know this is a tough question but remember not only can you eat the fruitcake but you can carve a piece into a tiny fruitcake replica of your former spouse in case you get lonely.
Answers: There is not enough room for all three of you. You have to choose who goes overboard, who would you pick? I know this is a tough question but remember not only can you eat the fruitcake but you can carve a piece into a tiny fruitcake replica of your former spouse in case you get lonely.
It depends...is my spouse drunk and annoying at the time?
Wow, I would throw the fruitcake. I can't sex up a fruit cake. Well I could, but the cake would enjoy it more than me,.
Had this been just "cheese", I would not have hesitated to toss it off the raft.......................................
But, FRUITCAKE .............. NO WAY, MAN !!!
And as much as I love Rob (as in my boyfriend, Rob Lowe), I think I would have to choose the fruitcake .....
The fact is that guys like him (Rob Lowe) come along ALL the time ...... but when you meet a great fruitcake..... what more do I really need to say ...........?
xoxoxo
I would put the fruitcake in the water