What special skills do you have to offer Surfchurch, my new internet cult?!
Question: Sociopathy, ninja skills, and hotness.
Answers: Sociopathy, ninja skills, and hotness.
I can cook one helluva omelette.
I'm a turkey sandwich.
I feel no remorse for anything...that may be useful
I have the power of annoyance, I'm a crazy driver, and I can make some really awesome cookies.
I'm over 21 so I can drop by the liquor store and stock up on sacramental tequila.