Do you fart in public?!


Question: I fart in public places like grocery stores, etc., when my son is with me. He is 17 years old and he just acts like he doesn't know me when I do it.......but I can see him laughing.....secretly I think he's proud of me. Do you do it?


Answers: I fart in public places like grocery stores, etc., when my son is with me. He is 17 years old and he just acts like he doesn't know me when I do it.......but I can see him laughing.....secretly I think he's proud of me. Do you do it?

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lol no! I'd be embarrassed to if my mum did that

No I have some shame.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. NO! THATS DISGUSTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes, all the time

Why wouldn't you? It's almost always irrepressible!

Duh...

And farting in public isn't something he'd be proud of you for.

Think you're a delusional Dad. Maybe you need sleep?

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lol lol, everyone does, and anyone who says no is a liar! lol

Umm... what? What type of question is THAT? You wasted 5 points to ask a question like that? whoa.
Kudos to your son. lol j/k. :}
No i dont. ew.
p.s. I like your screen name by the way.

no unless i am outside and away from a mass number of people

Yes, it's not healthy to hold them in

silently ...

Yes, sometimes. Silent but deadly only. I save the loud ones for when I get back to my home.

Yeah but only because I've always been a tom boy and grew up around all guys and stuff like that doesn't embarrass me like it would other girls

Yeah, of course I fart in public!

but I make sure they are quiet ones.

yup but i try 2 make them silent if that doesnt work blame it on whoevers near

yes all the time,, and when it really stinks I just keep on walking,,a little faster

i poop in public

i truly do try not to ............. having said that, though, if i feel the urge coming on and simply can't repress it i've done one before and then also done the bolt!!

CHEERS
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WOO HOO !! GO GIRLFRIEND !!

You GO mom!! My grandma farts all the time when I take her to the store and makes me look bad. My mom does it too.... I'll probably do it to my children once they are old enough to know how mean it is.

My ex-wife and her daughter thought is was just the funniest thing in the world to fart in public. I never got it.

If it is it's time it comes out, no matter where.

No but my mom does!!! lol......... and then she runs off and tries to blame it on you!!

Your son is an under cover fartsniffer.

yep... and, I even have my 3-year-old daughter trained to say "I take after my Daddy!" when she farts in public.

hahahahahaha ur funny side profile mom hahaha my kids hate it when I do..but at work its fun to blame others lol:) hahahhahahahahhahahahahah ahaha aha ha ahahahhaa

It keeps that annoying little hag "Paris" close to the car.If she smells "my" fart she knows that is still safe from showering for another 4 days. (it is not easy being her body guard)

no..................

Nothing better than dropping an SBD at the end of a crowded aisle and ducking into the next one.

Occasionally.

i fart in the middle of church, class, work, sex, pooping, drinking, making my drinks and dancing but thats where I draw the line.



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