Ok, I'm home now and have something to confess.......?!
Question: some 5 year old girl pinched my butt. It's true, she was with her mom who was having a conversation with me 5 minutes earlier. She was going on about how she is a single mom and loves cute guys like me. I think she sent her daughter to hurt me after I turned her down cold. Will she bring a bat the next time I go back to the mall? Should I have told security or at least my wife who made me go against my own will? I just don't want to have nightmares about it, please help!
Answers: some 5 year old girl pinched my butt. It's true, she was with her mom who was having a conversation with me 5 minutes earlier. She was going on about how she is a single mom and loves cute guys like me. I think she sent her daughter to hurt me after I turned her down cold. Will she bring a bat the next time I go back to the mall? Should I have told security or at least my wife who made me go against my own will? I just don't want to have nightmares about it, please help!
What kind of woman thinks "I'm a single mother" is a good pick-up line?
Umm... shes a five year old. Stop being so paranoid. lol
Once a girl I babysat bit my butt. Yeah, it was bruised even though I was wearing 2 layers of clothes on top of it. You'll be fine. She's 5.
i hope she brings a baseball bat.
Haha! What a dialog. "Honey, that man is a bad man. Go bite his butt!" Hahaha!
Shucks, send your wife over to bite the single mom on some appropriate spot!
Lol...I'm surprised that many more little girls didn't pinch your butt. It's kinda soft like a cushion. No wonder you like sitting on it all day.
**wink** Just teasing baby.
Instead of bringing a bat, bring a family-sized bag of Rollo's ... give them to the kid and say: "Here you go, you sweet little angel!"
After she eats the entire bag, and throws up all over the house, the Mom will re-think ever flirting with you again ....
It sounds like a good plan ...... don't you think ... ?
Try it & get back to me ....
Because, I too have married men stalking me ALL the time, and they also send their kids to pinch my butt ....
:)
xoxoxo