Funny qoutes anyone???!
Question: here are few of my fav funny quotes: "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!" and finally
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson" =D
Answers: here are few of my fav funny quotes: "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!" and finally
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson" =D
As my friend Christian always says
"Don't be Silly wrap your Willy"
lolz Nice.
err what about this :
you cry , I cry
you laugh, I laugh
you jump off a cliff , I laugh even harder
=D
"It ain't Christmas 'till somebody cries"
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
He`s the perfect Gentleman, he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pisses in it!!
"If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough" Quote from my Daddy
your mom is so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight :)
Marriage is the public announcement of a strictly private intension.- G B Shaw.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students. - Robin Williams
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining!" Judge Judy
If you can't say anything nice about anybody, come stand next to me.