Why was the cops last called on you?!


Question: Interesting story...

I walk into a pizza place....get confronted by someone who I have known for a while like a lil bro who claims I purposely stepped on some females broken foot...

I say ru serious that is dumb why would I do that?

He puts on the acting hard look and then asks if I would like to smoke a cig.

I insist thinking a battle mightl pop off and like always ready for whatever

Go out side and this b itch azz nigg@ proceeds to grab a bat from his car...

I make my retreat to the pizza parlor and grab a chair like a lion tamer screaming Are you f uckin crazy u b itch azz nigg@!! Come on!!

His sister is behind us screaming and yelling...he glances at her for a split second....I rush him with the chair and grab the bat....

As I am choking him out with the bat, Im screaming , You b itch azz nigg@!! When I start choking him REALLY hard, i guess blood comes out from somewhere. I only know it wasnt me so whatever, and then his sister begins hitting me over the head with the napkin holder thing. Them shits hurt it was metal.

Then the pizza people kept screaming they were calling the cops and s hit...and i was tired of being hit in the face with metal so i yanked him up and let him go....

He ran off drove away mean mugged at the door and left....

long story short...cops came.....i was pissed...called them stupid incompetent d icks who werent gonna solve s hit anyways....

got yoked up choked up slammed and moved to the back of a K-9 unit....

arrested for breaking chair by using it for self defense....

destruction of property basically...

note to self....

dont yell at cops because they already know they are f ucking idiots...

they dont need to be reminded....


Answers: Interesting story...

I walk into a pizza place....get confronted by someone who I have known for a while like a lil bro who claims I purposely stepped on some females broken foot...

I say ru serious that is dumb why would I do that?

He puts on the acting hard look and then asks if I would like to smoke a cig.

I insist thinking a battle mightl pop off and like always ready for whatever

Go out side and this b itch azz nigg@ proceeds to grab a bat from his car...

I make my retreat to the pizza parlor and grab a chair like a lion tamer screaming Are you f uckin crazy u b itch azz nigg@!! Come on!!

His sister is behind us screaming and yelling...he glances at her for a split second....I rush him with the chair and grab the bat....

As I am choking him out with the bat, Im screaming , You b itch azz nigg@!! When I start choking him REALLY hard, i guess blood comes out from somewhere. I only know it wasnt me so whatever, and then his sister begins hitting me over the head with the napkin holder thing. Them shits hurt it was metal.

Then the pizza people kept screaming they were calling the cops and s hit...and i was tired of being hit in the face with metal so i yanked him up and let him go....

He ran off drove away mean mugged at the door and left....

long story short...cops came.....i was pissed...called them stupid incompetent d icks who werent gonna solve s hit anyways....

got yoked up choked up slammed and moved to the back of a K-9 unit....

arrested for breaking chair by using it for self defense....

destruction of property basically...

note to self....

dont yell at cops because they already know they are f ucking idiots...

they dont need to be reminded....

I've never had anyone call the cops on me.

ha someone last called the cops on my because i was throwing snow balls at passing cars..

weed

nevr

standing on top of a trailer in a trailer park screaming "i am the God of all things cool"

(had to have my stomach pumped before they took me to the holding cell)

Sex on the beach.

I blasted music outside front of my house. the neighbor just didn't like hip-hop and r&b. If it was hillybilly music, she wouldn't never called the po-po.

they wanted to know where my Tank is

Never have yet..but I'm sure there'll be a first...

Turnstile hopping. That was the first and last time I ever did that.
The officer was cool, so he let me go with a "waning."

trespassing

um..I got in a fight..

A few years ago...Throw a loud party...Rawkus in the backyard...Whoop Whoop....Thats the sound of the Police...

I have never had this situation happen?



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