Santa is on my roof...?!
Question: what should i do?
Answers: what should i do?
Steal his flying reindeer, they'll be worth a fortune! x
go back to sleep before he thinks you've been naughty.
give him a mince pie
stay off the drugs
Are you sure it's Santa? Its not Christmas Eve yet he is still in the North Pole....Call 911 Now!
tell him i just wanna hug him he looks so cuddly
You should... Watch out, not pout, and not cry... He knows if you've been bad or good you know...
Are you sure? BIt early for him isn't it.
hide the bottle
Get a mop and clean up that reindeer crap.
Call the police. That ***** is going to steal all your presents!
Give him a mince pie and a glass of milk!!
stay off the drugs x2
for heavens sake, don't push him!!!
get a bucket and save the reindeer poo for the roses.
Hide in the closet. If Santa is on your roof now, it's probably not really Santa it's a burglar in a Santa-suit. Don't let him find you.
Have you been a naughty boy then, he watches out for them all the time.
put out your fire so he can come down your chimney
ask him if he wants a beer
invite him in for a drink.
cream pie.
"he sees you when you're sleeping. he knows when you're awake."
pretend to be sleeping than kid nap him and keep him for yourself!!!! That would be the greatest scandal ever and you would be famous!!!!!
no he's on mine
go shot him off
Call the cops, it's an impostor... Santa doesn't show up till 12/24.
I'd catch him in his sack and hold him for ransom.
Get out the shotgun
im sure you're within rights to shoot him off your roof!
Send him my way
Depends if he's coming or not.
watch for manure falling off.lol