I walk into Taco Bell...?!


Question: ...I grab a handful of garbage out of the trash can, with no thought at all as to what I may be touching, and I place it on the counter and say "I'LL TRADE YOU THIS TRASH FOR HALF A TACO."
What does the kid at the counter say?


Answers: ...I grab a handful of garbage out of the trash can, with no thought at all as to what I may be touching, and I place it on the counter and say "I'LL TRADE YOU THIS TRASH FOR HALF A TACO."
What does the kid at the counter say?

Is that for here or to go?

Your way, right away?

Let me speak to my manager..(in that half high pitched broken voice)

"Like there's a difference between that garbage and half a Taco Bell taco?"

Find one in the trash and it's all yours!

Your getting ripped off, there is probably a lot more than half a taco in the pile of trash you put on the counter.

The kid at SubWay warned me about you... *trembles*

"You already have 3/4 of a Mexi-Melt stuck in your beard."

sir, you cant use trash to buy a taco but i will sleep with you,

Don't know how to speak Spanish, so I can't tell ya exactly, but from the gestures he is making I would guess it's not very nice...But the lady behind you is holding out a 5 and saying Merry Christmas.

Would you like the half a taco combo, you can a half order of rice and the 1/2 of a diet coke that was left by Bertha the bag lady? Here, I'll give you this pop can and used Kleenex back. Discount because Bertha had a cold sore on her lip.

I can't find the right button on the cash register

"Did you want that supersized sir?",..rote learning

Looks like you already have one...actually that looks like a Chalupa! Would you like some sauce? Or maybe a drink to wash those ants down?

"Sorry sir, We don't serve Veggie dips, at our fine establishment."
NEXT PLEASE...

okay

The kid will take it...thinking there was some sort of treasure within that trash.

Who the Buk do you think you are?

God dang it ChCha took my answer.......


Hi ChaCha...love ya...wanna do ya...

you're already holding half a taco ... go to subway and quadruple your meat

He says, "Why trade? You've got the makings for at least 3 tacos already right there!"

Someone call the "twinkie wagon", we got a loose screw here!

We don't make half tacos.

there's a half taco right there along with part of a burrito supreme and a couple of nachos that you already have

He says, " Sir, are you OK?"

You're getting around a lot today aren't you Buk? You've been to Burger King, McDonald's, Subway, and Taco Bell? Where you headed next?

The kid says, you'll probably find one in that trash. Just help yourself.

He says nothing and wets his pants.



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