What skills do you need to become a full time stalker?!
Question: I have the ski mask, ether, camera and binoculars.
Is there anything special I need to know?
Answers: I have the ski mask, ether, camera and binoculars.
Is there anything special I need to know?
One of their loved ones held hostage in your closet. You want your stalkee to know that you mean business. They will only love and respect you in the end.
you definitely need a billy club. just in case. and some running shoes or a moped to get away quick. but really, you dont need all that stuff. i like to be watched.
you forgot night vision goggles
You might want a gun, for if the stalk-ee is in a relationship and you need to kill him/her.
A perverted and twisted sense of what's yours and what's not..but you may have that too. If not let me teach you grass hopper..
how about some Depends Adult Diapers, You could be hiding for quiet awhile and might need to go !
hate, prejudice, pedophilia, and paranoia are a must
uhh,
some mental illness
down syndrome if you have one itll be awesome
your mind says " your heart is at the asylum" and "theres no place like asylum"
yeah, thats all..
plus the food in an asylum is free and delicious too !
you will some black clothing and some lurking skills 101
<1/4 of a brain
you have to have a trench coat and sunglasses, the ability to drive past their house without being noticed, your car has to be able to blend in, and just generally being creepy helps
Just coffee & cigarettes for me
(I only do it part-time)
classic question! I needed a laugh.
Night vision goggles are always useful.
Laptop for noting every single moment of your stalkee's life.
Rope
Those suction cups that Batman had that let you climb up the wall.
so far so good..... once the police get ya, they'll give you a mug shot, then you'll be a full time stalker. so congrats in advance. lol.
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But I can see you also have that in abundance. Best of luck and let me know how it goes!
i think you are doing a great job stalking me
You've got issues honey!