Im not sleepy, will you tell me a bedtime story?!


Question: pwease?


Answers: pwease?

Sorry, I am not good at telling stories, besides I am heading out for a little bit of fun, your welcome to tag along.


but if the cops show up, you never saw me ok

once upon a time there was a cow name chocogal :) She was soo pretty that all the bulls in her farm liked her. One day when she was eating grass, a bull came to her and started flirting with her so she had to hit him in the head with her tail.
and oh chocogal is known for giving chocolate milk :)

yeah sure but first i gotta think of one

No No more pwease for yousums because we know it's time for sleeptown. Put jeepie jammers on. Tum on.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess.
The princess was named Britney. To impress the prince she shaved her head, flashed media, lost cusdity of her kids, and got hooked on drugs.

Sadly, the prince died of cyanide poisening in his coffee. Apparently, Britney had mixed it up with the sugar! Then everybody died!

THE END

I know a few dark tales...but I'm not certain you'll want to sleep after.

I don't have good story telling skills but I have other tricks that could put you to sleep.

There once was a boy named Mistake! (from Hey Vern It's My Family Album)

There was once was a girl named katatonia and she asked a question. Football player gave a good answer and she gave him best answer. They both lived happily ever after.


The End!!!

lol nice pic.. Do you really need a story?? Listen to some music.

Once upon a time the world sucked and nobody cared and we all lived happily never after.

Once upon a time there was a serial killer..and the tabloids gave the name Stark Raving Mad to it, the gender was never revealed and Stark Raving Mad was never caught. 17 bodies were found brutally mutilated in every way you could imagine, but there is a possibility of more to come.

Sleep on it.

Mary had a little lamb
And...Boy, was she surprised!!!!!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HdnHN1ZL0c0

not really a lullyby..
but its so soothing. :]

Once upon a time there was a cat, but this was no ordinary cat.

This was Explodie. Explodie was a beautiful long-haired black cat, with deep, luxurious fur. However, Explodie was allergic to herself so she would sneeze all the time and leave massive clumps of black fur everywhere

Achoo! BLAM!
Achoo! BLAM!
Achoo! BLAM!

*pulls the covers over you* .......*reads*

"once upon a time there once was a girl who was like, the most friggin' awesomest person in all of Y!A history. her name was nerdiest loserest. She totally rocked. all men wanted her, and all girls wanted to be her.
(*sighs* most of all the other girls were jealous of her because she rocked their socks off.... and all the other girls were just trolls;) Well............. no one could compare with her quick wit, clever humour, superduper most awesomest style..... and her stupendous rack. It was tre stupendous.
So one day as the Yaholes were out trolling, they tried to take on Nerdiest Loserest, but she put them in thier places quickly, making them all look like a bunch of bloody freaking wankers. *giggles* serves them right! i stood there giggling at the trolls, cheering her on, ready to break out a can of mace and a salad fork and go to battle for her. She was a very cool friend.
Then, the most handsomest, beautiful, smartest guy of y!a (*who shall remain nameless*) noticed her quick wit; and laughed his A off when she embarassed all the other girlie trolls.
He said, "nerdiest loserest i love you"
She said, "back off freak."
Then he professed his love for her again and again until she filed a restraining order; But it did turn her on to watch him wallow around on her front lawn and get carried away by the local fuzz. So, one day she decided she was bored, and he was handsome, so she said that she would marry him, but only if he let her spank him. He agreed.
So they got married and lived happily ever after. And she still had a quick wit...... and a very stupendous rack. The end."

Hope that bedtime story makes you smile!! G'nite!! :)
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