no
sure but its cold outside
Nope..
yes please
No way jose !
no loser
Would you let me give you a lightsaber enema?
You have my permission to try.
im not sure about rubbing my lap, but go ahead and try rattling my cage i dare ya!
no
no you would damage my ribs and probably rub me up the wrong way.
you r soooooo promiscious
no but if you want you can rub some vicks on my back for me
If you can find them.......!!!
I doubt that you can rattle my cage, Do you have a fetish with furniture? No you can not rub my lamp. :)
You break it you pay for it.
I wouldn't if I were you, there's a tiger in my cage and hes holding a lamp.
Only if you were a bird called Jeanie.