I hate the concept of a Secret Santa ..?!
Question: but unfortunately could not avoid my departmental one this year ..... what should I buy for my 45 year old, butt-ugly, partially blind, fearfully annoying, secretary, who has no social life and whom I hate?
Thanks in advance.
Answers: but unfortunately could not avoid my departmental one this year ..... what should I buy for my 45 year old, butt-ugly, partially blind, fearfully annoying, secretary, who has no social life and whom I hate?
Thanks in advance.
reverse psychology : buy her a teeny-weeny, itsy-bitsy sexy silky pantie!
she will be flattered thinking that someone in the office actually thinks her butt is that small..
(of course by being partially blind and all, she may just think it's a handkerchief and use it to wipe off the tears of joy for such a lovely present..)
Buy me a better job, i quit.
go to ann summers?
Easy - chocolates or bath stuff!
well some ones is a little critical but just her a gift card to a reasturant any one
secret santa is a great idea. wish they did it in my office, would save me loads of cash!!
buy her a bottle of wine, get her drunk, maybe you will have a better opinion of her once she lets her hair down.
bath gift basket, under $20.00
Um.. How about something she/he likes, or chocolates, or a little card,
I got a hairdryer one year I gave it away.
A vibrator ~~
I hate Srcret Santa, too. Bath and Body always works.
Oh god, so do i!!! Its so stupid!! Ive got to buy for someone who started work today, so i dont even know them at all lol!!
At least shes a girl, buy chocolates. Unimaginative, but who cares. Or you could buy her something useful, like makeup to cover the ugly, glasses to help the blind, a phone book to help the social life or a punch in the face to help the annoying
Good luck
oh that's nasty. Glad I don't work for you. Give her a nice big bonus. Bet she deserves one.
theres lots a dildo, a vibrator, plastic surgery, a life, a pimp, her resignation letter or seriously buy her smelly crap you cant go wrong bottle of perfume she will love you for that might even make life easyer with her for a while
dont be so bah humbug lol
anthrax sandwich
secret santa is a lovely idea, but i see your point, couldnt you ask whoever is organising it to change who youve drawn, we do
Give me ten points instead, simpler.
well, if she truly is partially blind, buy her a self-help book on tape or CD. This sends the message that there are things about herself you wish she would improve.
But be thankful you have her because she is the one who corrects your English on papers and letters you send up the chain, like not putting a comma in between 'annoying' and 'secretary' and helping to avoid those pesky run-on sentences in your above missive. She's probably saved your butt by not letting crap roll uphill to upper management.
The whole giftbasket concept is cool, can't really go wrong with that.
you could get her sweets to eat, ornaments for her tree, something simple like lotion, etc....and while you*re out there buying, why don*t you get yourself a new attitude! Merry Christmas JERK!
But how do you really feel about your secretary? :-) You can never go wrong with The Body Shop, Bath and Body Works or, my personal favorite, Lush (but Lush is kind of expensive and it sounds like you don't want to spend too much money on her).
Good Luck and Merry Christmas.
Rotten Chocolates, lol.!!!
A noose,,,,
an escort she sounds like she could use a good shag,maybe it will cheer her up abit,lmao!!!
Be really, over-the-top nice to her for one day, compliment her, tell her that you appreciate her. I bet she will change amazingly before your eyes.
Poor lady trapped in a work environment where she is hated. There's nothing like feeling disliked to make a person miserable, annoying & unlikable. Pretend to her that you like her & she will probably become a much nicer, warmer person to you - which will be more pleasant for both of you.
Hmmm. The whole idea of Secret Santa scares me. It reminds me of John carpenter's 'The Thing'
I agree with the Ann Summers answer. Give her some excitement in her life for once! (not personally)
Just wrap up some old clutter from your house that you were thinking of chucking out. Or wrap up a plank of wood or a brick, something totally useless. You obviously don't like her so at least get a laugh when you see her disappointed face.
Or you could type out a verse from the bible and tell her that's the true meaning of Christmas, not presents, then you don't look the tight fisted bad guy but the person with the moral high-ground.
Edit: Or you could give her a P45 in a card, hilarious
A voucher for speed dating.
take her to a singles bar for a drink she might meet someone