What are some other ways to eat food besides with your mouth?!
Question: sometimes I want to eat but my mouth is closed
Answers: sometimes I want to eat but my mouth is closed
I love to put cookies in my armpits. It sometimes takes years for them to be absorbed, but they are quite delicious this way. Would you like an Oreo?
IV feeding
through feeding tubes
your ear
with your hands...
feeding tube
There isn't another way. That's impossible.
Through your butt... didn't you see that South Park episode...?
Through a tube to your stomach..ewwie! Not recommended though unless u have to...
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Sit on the plate and see if you can eat backwards!
xD
through a tube inserted into your stomach.
the hair always works
???????? try shoving food in your buttt
Have you seen the new 2 girls 1 finger video?
Reverse Osmosis.
shove it up your nose. or....you can starve yourself and get IV fluid!
a feeding tube an IV somone or a needle
Get an IV, and go crazy...
I suppose you could suck it up through your nose. Didn't you see the Simpson's where Homer snorted a steak when his mouth was wired shut?
feeding tubes. pls dont use those unless you rly cant use ur mouth cuz you'll look like a freak
yea... um.. right.. just smell it... then you don't get the calories... or the fat... forget about eating it... don't you know food will give you cancer???? Like wth were you thinking??? hehehehehe...
you can snort small food items like peas or corn. you could eat spaghetti one noodle at a time.
I've always wondered if there was a way to reverse the digestion...like putting a piece of feces into the anus and the next day have it come out of the mouth in the form of a bran muffin.
I actually laughed out loud with this one (literally)
cut a hole in your stomach and shove it in.
yah..That one up there is right..feeding tubes..where they will inject it on your hands or anywhere (idk)..and along tube will flow a lliquidized food.
Nostrils.
RAM IT UP YOUR /-\SS
ARGH! sweetelf I will hate you forever! that was SICK.