I keep waking up on the floor..am i a alcoholic?!


Question: Richard my love. I have missed you so.
You only wake up on the floor because we dont own a bed in our love shack. I have been leaving early to go to work love. I am sorry.


Answers: Richard my love. I have missed you so.
You only wake up on the floor because we dont own a bed in our love shack. I have been leaving early to go to work love. I am sorry.

As long as you're not waking up by the toilet.

No,maybe you move alot when you sleep.

Where's your bed, man?

no I kicked you out again because you stole the cover!

sounds like it.

It sounds like you may be one,lol.

only if u r drinking urself stupid when u do

as long as Judas Rabbi isn't next to you, i think ur good to go.

Is the floor located next to a bar?

Either that or you like sleeping on the floor.

Yes Join AA lol

As long as your waking up you are alright... keep up the good work. I am sure you are someone's rolemodel....Dork

Not necesarily, you can be a sleepwalker or you just move a lot when you're in bed

no, it means you need to stop drinking on the floor and start drinking on the couch. I have space on mine =)

Depends on why you drink?!If you out to have a goodtime then no!!But if your not taking care of your responsibilities then probably!!

not really youre just wasted..
its better than waking up in the garbage like me..

i drank 3 bottles of jaeger with jaeger bomb and smoking marlboro red either 10 sticks or more in an hour..

gosh, im so F U C KING wasted..........

What you pour into your body before bed defines whether or not your an alcoholic, not where you wake up.

as long as your butthole dosent hurt in the morning ur good

No you just like to get drunk. Lol. Or maybe you like the way the floor feels on your back. At least you dont wake up on someones front lawn. Trust me, its pretty bad.

No I think it means you're probably pregnant.
;)

Yes you are



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