How does santa come down the chimney when there is a fire lit in the fireplace?!
Question: its magic ;)
Answers: its magic ;)
he takes the escalator
through the back door.
Veeeery carefully =D
He pisses on the fire to put it out.
he takes a leak down the chi8mney first to extinguish the flames
The answer is simple - he is a masochist.
he slides down fast and his butt puts it out so he doesn't feel anything...just like when you snuff a candle out really fast with your fingers
Asbestos britches!
As ELO has said - "Oh oh oh! It's Magic!"
("You know! Never believe it's not so!")
He douses the fire with snowballs
before he descends.
I thought everybody knew that.
he bust out the living room windows