What the funniest euphamism for pleasuring yourself?!
Question: Feeling the pearl in my hairy oyster.
OR
clam digging
Answers: Feeling the pearl in my hairy oyster.
OR
clam digging
Spanking The Monkey!
punching the clown
junior Olympic pole vaulting
The Brittish term..W a n k i n g
Surfing the World Wide Wet
Marching the old German soldier.
Petting the naughty kitty cat 'till it purrs
- Showing myself who's boss.
- Summoning the genie
- Doin' the Han Solo
- Liquidating the inventory
- Playing solitaire
- Relishing my hot dog
- Varnishing the banister
- Wrestling with my emotions
- Clear the snorkel
- Flog the dolphin
- Lap-based web browsing
- Gettin' some air nookie
- Jostling your Elder
- Fixing the Hubble
Funny Star Wars themed euphemisms:
- Jumping to Delight Speed
- Communicating with Red Leader One
- Tinkering With the R2 Unit
- Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
- Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
- Test Firing the Death Star
playing with my kittie
friends