What the funniest euphamism for pleasuring yourself?!


Question: Feeling the pearl in my hairy oyster.
OR
clam digging


Answers: Feeling the pearl in my hairy oyster.
OR
clam digging

Spanking The Monkey!

punching the clown
junior Olympic pole vaulting

The Brittish term..W a n k i n g

Surfing the World Wide Wet

Marching the old German soldier.

Petting the naughty kitty cat 'till it purrs

- Showing myself who's boss.
- Summoning the genie
- Doin' the Han Solo
- Liquidating the inventory
- Playing solitaire
- Relishing my hot dog
- Varnishing the banister
- Wrestling with my emotions
- Clear the snorkel
- Flog the dolphin
- Lap-based web browsing
- Gettin' some air nookie
- Jostling your Elder
- Fixing the Hubble

Funny Star Wars themed euphemisms:
- Jumping to Delight Speed
- Communicating with Red Leader One
- Tinkering With the R2 Unit
- Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
- Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
- Test Firing the Death Star

playing with my kittie

friends



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