What do you think of these comebacks?!
Question: My brother is always teasing me, so I made some comebacks to say to him.
Suck my left cheek, biitch.
Go shave your back!
Answers: My brother is always teasing me, so I made some comebacks to say to him.
Suck my left cheek, biitch.
Go shave your back!
"You were adopted" also works. Unless the kid really was adopted, in which case "We found you in a trashcan." works, unless you're younger, and the child really was found in a trash can. Ultimately you're just better off beating the living sh!t out of him and telling him to sod off.
"get a girl, get a life and stop picking on me" is a good one
odd, but adequate eh?
Weeell, shaving the back is a good one. Try 'dont bring your bugs in my room' or 'geez, I can smell your breath way over here.'
are you gay, or just pretending?
you are smart as Sh**
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