What do you think Mrs.Clause feeds Santa to fatten him up?!
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Answers: HOHO's
elves.
everything under the sun
Lots of coco
Santa gets fat from all the cookies on Christmas Eve not from Mrs. Claus' cooking.
lots of cookies and milk
biscuits and gravy and always christmas cookies
Fanny batter
fried chicken, cornbread, greens, cake , pie mostly every thing fried and junk food
Lard and lots of Texas Toast
I agree with someone above, He gets fat from eating all the cookies children leave him. Ms Clause is probably the one that slims him down in the off season with a little one on one work out:)
she doen't have to. we do on christmas w/ our cookies and milk. he's actually on a sald diet all year long.
Christmas pudding & eggnog.
I reckon she stuffs him...
Fat greedy pigs?
All the comfort foods she can think of.
Ham...mac and cheese...mashed potatoes...green beans with bacon...buttermilk biscuits...and rum cake for dessert.
basically everything black people eat.
I think it is because he only works one day a year and look at how much he eats that day!
Chips and dip, A bit of Chocolate.
Santa told me he's big boned