What is your fondest christmas memory?!
Question: dont have one
Answers: dont have one
that 1 time @ band camp
getting presents.
getting my easy bake oven
the time that my whole family reunited at my grandparents house, that was back in 92 or 93
when i was really young i was sitting on our front room couch with my great grandma and she helped me spell my name and we had so much fun!
i miss her.
Celebrating with an old boyfriend back in 2001 - it was the last Christmas I would spend with him and his parents as we broke up the next year in August, and his dad shortly thereafter passed away from cancer. We went to church, his grandparents house for dinner, back to his parents house where we opened up all the gifts. The fireplace was roaring, we had eggnog and it was so peaceful.
when the adults use to get so drunk they would pass out..then us kids would be brats and rampage the House.
boy we got in big trouble when the awoke the next day.....
but it was fun while it lasted
when i was little and my entire family
went outside and build one of the
biggest snowmen i have ever seen
Twas the night before christmas...
Twas the night before christmas
and all through the house,
everyone felt shitty,
even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse,
dad smoking grass;
I'd just settle down
for a nice piece of ***.
Out on the lawn,
I heard such a clatter.
I sprung from my chair
to see what was the matter.
When out on the lawn,
I saw a big dick.
I knew in a minute,
it must be St. Nick.
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a moment,
the ****** had fell.
He stuffed all our stockings
with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart.
that son of a *****
blew my chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed
as he rode away,
piss on you all
and have a hell of a day
ENJOY!
When I was a child, we would be awake up early to a warm glowing fire in the living room and the Christmas tree full of gifts.
The night before, excitement is already high as we see our mother making all kind of deserts like jello etc to refridgerate. Then while we play with our new gifts and watch some Christmas comedies, mother will be cooking the biggest turkey meal ever, the smell of roast turkey would just fill up the house.
When a certain time come 10 am my duty is to shout out as loud as can be ( she would be in the kitchen with door closed)to let mother know the Christmas movie has started, then she would coming rushing in with warm drinks and some Christmas snacks for us all to eat.
She has passed away but that is one of my fondest memories of her. * Blow Merry Christmas kisses to her & dad*
Hope you all have a nice holiday!
It's all hum-bug !!