The garden gnomes are sick of the snow and blowing wind already. what to tell th!
Question: "hey, it's Michigan, get used to it..." that's what I keep telling them but they don't listen. They keep telling me to move to Key West.
I get sick of their complaining so I toss them some Whiskey and they pass out in the front lawn and leave me alone.
Those ungrateful gnomes.
Answers: "hey, it's Michigan, get used to it..." that's what I keep telling them but they don't listen. They keep telling me to move to Key West.
I get sick of their complaining so I toss them some Whiskey and they pass out in the front lawn and leave me alone.
Those ungrateful gnomes.
I'm in Michigan too....I know how freakin' cold out it is.... Maybe you should make an exception this one time and let them come inside....Set them up around the table with some hot tea and tuck them into bed at night.... That's what I did with mine....and they have almost completely stopped trying to set fire to my porch (to keep warm) ever since...
If that don't work....throw them in a flimsy box and send them to Key West....bulk rate...
Throw them some Bernie Bott's every flavor beans and they will be soooooo happy they will stop grumbling!
Peace.
Off with their balls!!!
Get a giant sling shot and launch the loudest one of them in the general direction of Lake Michigan .... ya know ... the DEEP Part ..... and then ....wait listen ......*chirp* *chirp* .....Yeah Tell them Lady L Don't Play Dat
Tell them bre said to SUCK IT UP AND GET HAPPY!!!!!
can't you let them inside? i mean when they're done puking from their hangovers of course.