How do you handle it when someone toots in your office?!
Question: A woman who is in her 50's came to me for help and just farted. LOAD. I just ignored it but WTP. Hold it in woman.
I still cannot stop laughing. When she was done She Ran out of the office. I do not think I will see her for a while.
Now how many people do I tell about this at my office?
Answers: A woman who is in her 50's came to me for help and just farted. LOAD. I just ignored it but WTP. Hold it in woman.
I still cannot stop laughing. When she was done She Ran out of the office. I do not think I will see her for a while.
Now how many people do I tell about this at my office?
Since it's usually me, I just blame the dog. I'm well aware there is no dog.
can you send out a mass email to everyone?
i work alone so by process of elimination............
I laugh, or toot back.
My father in law does the walking farts EVERYWHERE, public, home, church it doesn't matter. I always start busting out laughing when he does it. Cause they are totally juicy and wet sounding..its gross, but in a hilarious way.
if it were my grandma she would have said OOPS I musta stepped on a frog...where the heck did that come from
I would tell no more than 2 people hanky, luckily stuff like that spreads faster than the actual smell
I can't help but laugh at stupid things like that.
I can't answer questions with "toots" in them.
usually my can of lysol spray chases them off.
OMFG I love when someone farts and doesn't mean to. I don't care casue we all do it. Except for me of course : )
Is that a subliminal load in your question? Like, were you super excited by it?
I used to go to work with a fart machine in my pocket. It was funny being a woman and doing these real loud nasty sounding farts and everyone looking at me like 'I know she didn't ' The key is to let everyone think you are really farting!
i work with a guy that hikes his right leg and lets one rip
never says a word about it
his name is pork chop
I'm just a fart machine what can I say!
leave some deviled eggs in her trash can to where she cant see them. then leave a not on her desk stating
"now we are even, enjoy"