SURVEY: What happens to those people that defy the will of Chuck Norris?!


Question: They get kicked in the face!


Answers: They get kicked in the face!

They're given a little present and allowed to go free.

He makes them watch one of his CRAPPY Movies e.e

You could ask Bruce Lee. He once defied Norris.

This:


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sudden death

they will get the roundhouse kick from chuck norris

They get a face full of knuckle and planter foot!

they win million dollars!

Chuck gives them a slow-mo round house kick, as usual. Lol

They must answer to Huckabee......

THE INFIDELS!

What is the quickest way to a man's heart? With Chuck Norris' fist.

chuck norris is so old when he kicks his balls drag on the ground

Chuck Norris-schmorris... got no use for him.

They get their butt kicked or turn up missing altogeter!.

Chuck Norris is one bad a.ss mo fo.

They are going DOWN!

inhumane pain

Bad things, man. I don't even want to think about it anymore.

they will be forced to watch his movies until they pluck their own eyes out.

You will face the full wrath of his hairpiece!!!!

Beware the toupee!!!

He tae kwon dos their weedlegong

DEATH IS CERTAIN

they are granted membership in the "competent human" society.

ha ha ha.










Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

Chuck Norris in one cool man but we all need to be careful to not defy the will of God, not Chuck.

They get forced-fed stale donuts.

Ohhh...I pitty the fool (Mr. T style)...many a man has fallen to the wrath of Chuck Norris...he just does it in a way where no one knows about it, so everyone thinks he's just this great, forgiving, kind guy!!! Watch him...I'm tellin ya...don't F*ck w/ Chuck!

They are usually never heard from again.

Ever heard of the holocaust

he makes them smell his feet

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooo I have a good joke

Did you hear that Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer? To bad he never cry's :(

Cheesy I know but its like the better ones :p



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