What's one of the best lines from your favorite comedian?!


Question: "I used to think you were a pain in the neck, then my opinion lowered."

~Red Skelton


Answers: "I used to think you were a pain in the neck, then my opinion lowered."

~Red Skelton

what did the five fingers say to the face?




SMACK

"awwww - its like a penis - only smaller" Dave Attel

Peter Kay... GARLIC BREAD?

Sam Kennison..."Its f****** sand and it always will be." On why we shouldn't send food to the starving people in Africa, but move them somewhere else.

"you remember me forever!!"
dane cook
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I didn't know how many of them it would take to kick my a## but i new how many they were going to use........Ron White

what ever trips your trigger

Undoubtedly Groucho Marks, the line that goes like this: "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

i really like Tater Salad on the blue collar comedy tour.....
when he is talking about his dog Slugo having to go to the vet and be relived of his excitment LOL

"F*CK drinking out of him, if that was me I'd be like, "No no no you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work, he's gonna beat me with a toaster, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came crashing in here."
~ Dane Cook



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