If santa really is that chunky, how exactly does he fit down the chimney?!
Question: well he only gets 34 nanoseconds per house so he is real fast
Answers: well he only gets 34 nanoseconds per house so he is real fast
he blows really hard and deflates himself and pops back into the fat man he is when he comes out on the other side
magic
mmh
he just went to the gym dont ya know ?
i heard he losed 54lb !
that fat b!tch better have my toys !
~he uses magic dust to make himself small~
When he does that thing where he touches his nose it kinda morphs him real thin and then he turns back to normal when he gets inside the house. Morph is the word - he's kinda like the big fat jolly power ranger
He purges before every chimney.
Santa's got mad chimney skeelz.
Its magic...only true Santa believers get it.
the same way a 400 pound man fits in to McDonalds, Santa wants those cookies like the mane wants those fries
MO
he dont excist he is a myth