Soooo, do you have a sound Alibi as to your whereabouts on the date in question?!
Question: ummmmm....well its embarrassing but here goes.
so you know how squirrels seem all cute and nice right? well i have like 5 or 6 of them that hang around my yard so i throw some peanuts out for them most days. well imagine my surprise when I went to leave my house (and i had not left any food out for them in a day or so) and there was a whole battalion of squirrels holding me hostage in my own home. so i could not be at the place in question as i was being staked out by a mob of justice seeking little animals. i am still there...*whispers* call... the.... authorities... I.. can't... make.... any.... sudden.. moves... or get here quick and bring your Mr. Peanut costume...
Answers: ummmmm....well its embarrassing but here goes.
so you know how squirrels seem all cute and nice right? well i have like 5 or 6 of them that hang around my yard so i throw some peanuts out for them most days. well imagine my surprise when I went to leave my house (and i had not left any food out for them in a day or so) and there was a whole battalion of squirrels holding me hostage in my own home. so i could not be at the place in question as i was being staked out by a mob of justice seeking little animals. i am still there...*whispers* call... the.... authorities... I.. can't... make.... any.... sudden.. moves... or get here quick and bring your Mr. Peanut costume...
I was asking cheese questions.
HAHAHA!! Keep your mouth shut before I stuff it with cheese!!
I was answering cheese questions.
Yes, I was, um, at the, um, place with the people.
ALRIGHT, you caught me! I did it. I wanted the cheese, so I stole it from the refrigerator.
But I did have an accomplice. I won't tell you who it was, but if a certain ????h??e doesn't shut up, she might just get herself caught.
Do you?
Well, Yes....I was cuffed to the bed.....I even have footage on tape if they don't believe me......lol
Green always was my favorite color...take me to you leader...lol
Que no habla ingles... "Liar"... hey!... "I was getting some mmmmmm piiiiiie. Therfore hedoneit" nu-uh!
uh.........uh i was at..........uh...........the library. lol
I was with Amy
MO
Well....After saving the burning baby from the house on fire....I...I..I..I....went to the school library, no it was the church....and I was...singing..yeah..yeah that's the ticket..I was singing and waiting for my wife....Morgan...Freeman.er no...ahmm Fair..Fairchild.......Yeah...My wife Morgan Fairchild..
WOW and you said you would never forget that night.
I was with MO that all I can say.
you didnt include the date, so i'll say i was anywhere else except the location in question, on the date in question, which, thusfar, remains an enigma.
I was at the races. My bookie can prove it.