Tense nervous headache, nothing works faster than?!
Question: guillotine.............
any other old adverts that can be updated
Answers: guillotine.............
any other old adverts that can be updated
Brillo pads for every pan that you want to ruin.
Why's that crackers, Brillo pads are still around and they will take off any known material from pots and pans, going on experience.
You pretty much hit it on the nail. I hate those types of headaches.
A hammer
Well we could re-work the M&S one. 'This is your S&M!'
Hands that do dishes can be soft as your face... if you make the kids do it.
Looks good, tastes good, but you can bet somebody says its bad for you.
A million housewives every day, pick up a tin of beans and say "my son's got an asbo, you know ! Now bugger off before I sling this at you...."
She flys like a bird in the sky...oh wait, it is a bird ! Doh !!
And of course the misspelt rampant rabbit ad: cilt bang.
You're never alone with a--------?