Here in the South? Rain is like a Politician tellin' the truth?!

Question: 1) It hardly ever happens
2) It's very well needed
3) Everyone benefits when it happens

Morning all!! Especially to all of my Southern Neighbors!!!

Answers: 1) It hardly ever happens
2) It's very well needed
3) Everyone benefits when it happens

Morning all!! Especially to all of my Southern Neighbors!!!

Good morning from the North country*
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And here is a smile for you*
Two farmers were discussing politics and the first one says: "I believe in a share and share alike policy. One where we are all equal."

"Well" replied the other farmer "I'm not sure about that. What you mean is that if you have two horses you'd give me one?"

"Of course" says the first.

The second farmer continued: "and of you had two cars, you'd give me one of them too?"

"absolutely"

"So" says the second farmer, "if you had two pigs then you'd give me one of them?"

"ah, now hang on a minute" says the first, "you know I've got two pigs!"
(like all politicians....talk the talk but when it comes to walking the walk..........)

Sorry about your sick friend* Anyone I know? Let me know if I can help!!