Can you type up a short story using these phrases:?!
Question: It appears that he was killed by an avalanche of uncooked Kraft Dinner noodles.
The hockey puck hit him square in the family jewels.
John caught the thief by using an unused packet of dental floss to...
She had been working for 10 years in a factory that makes needle chairs.
Fred grabbed his throat and gasped, "Your chocolate cake is spicier than..."
Answers: It appears that he was killed by an avalanche of uncooked Kraft Dinner noodles.
The hockey puck hit him square in the family jewels.
John caught the thief by using an unused packet of dental floss to...
She had been working for 10 years in a factory that makes needle chairs.
Fred grabbed his throat and gasped, "Your chocolate cake is spicier than..."
My uncle Bob's funeral was today.
I wasn't able to go because I was sick.
We will dearly miss him.
And we will never eat macaroni and cheese again.... You see, it appears that he was killed by an avalanche of Kraft Dinner noodles.
Because that's where the forensics team found him.
I was amongst that team. It was the most horrific day of my life. When the medical examiner came and was about to take Bob's body back to the lab, Katie stopped him, claiming she found a piece of evidence hidden in the closet.
But it was booby-trapped, so when she opened the closet, the hockey puck hit him square in the family jewels.
Even though my favorite uncle was dead, I had to laugh.
After that, the medical examiner, John, became the laughingstock of the forensics unit.
So when he got home, he had his wife bake a special surprise for all his coworkers.
The next day when he got to work, he caught his assistant, Fred, stealing his favorite pen from his desk.
John caught the thief by using an unused packet of dental floss to hit Fred, causing him to pass out.
When he awoke, John apologized. But he still had his revenge.
When he offered Fred a piece of his wife's special dessert, Fred grabbed his throat and gasped, "Your chocolate cake is spicier than the hot sauce I killed Betty with."
This made John very mad.
You see, Betty was his sister. She wasn't very smart. She had been working for 10 years in a factory that makes needles chairs.
She was convinced that people would deal with the discomfort of the chairs just because they were stylish.
Anyway, Fred went to jail for murder and I got a promotion.
I just wish Bob hadn't died.
I should sue Kraft.
?Jellybean?
No,
I couldn't pass English 101 because I wouldn't brown nose the teacher.