If your food started talking what would you do?!

Question: lol, run away because maybe it can walk too

Answers: lol, run away because maybe it can walk too

stab it with my fork

see a damn shrink

wake up !

laugh because then I'll know for sure that I've gone crazy lol...

I'd ask it questions.

I'd ask my food what it was going to do for me.

Nuke em' again.

hey...yer onto something!...my food usually speaks to me...after consumption..........

Eat it faster.

Ummm...I make it a point to ONLY eat food that talks to me...how else do you know where it has been??

Come on...common sense...

At least I would have a decent conversation, instead of just talking to myself. =)

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