??.?*′`*?What Whitty Quote Would ur Grave stone say????*′`*?.???!
Question: "If you are reading this you are standing on my balls"
Answers: "If you are reading this you are standing on my balls"
It will say, walk here and I will haunt your mom!!
Another one bites the dust.
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the one who liked to be alone more than any other one on earth.
Happy now?
If you owe me money...i'll be back to haunt you!!
Nothing , I wish I have no gravestone ... people visiting me every year , crying and weeping is not the kind of death peace I want !
Good luck !
Something like:
This one didn't tiptoe through life but
Instead had a party while she was here and
Didn't leave quietly either but skidded out the
Door credit card in hand yelling
Let's go Shopping!!
CHEERS
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No one's a virgin, life s**ews us all.
"heaven didn't want me and hell can't handle me"
The B*tch can't come back!
vini ... vedi vici...
Don't piss on my grave you bastard!!
Nothing, I'm having a tree.
can you hear me now?
Told ye so!
Here lies Spawn. A man that lived life to the full. So he made a pact with the Devil and came back again.
*itch til the end
"Whatever"
I told you I was sick.
"You dig me, don't you?"
He made me an offer i cant refuse.....
And i refused.......
Please knock before entering.;o)
If I'm not dead there is going to be trouble
It seemed like a good idea at the time!
OR
Sleep after toyle, port after stormie seas,
Ease after warre, death after life, does greatly please.
Who's gonna wash the f*****g dishes now?
dont try this at home
mine would say no need for flowers, i lost my sense of smell :)
He Fu@ked them standing
He fu@ked them lying
If he had wings he would have fu@ked them flying
But now he is dead or have you forgotten
Dig him up and fu@k him rotten.
I fell on it =]
(its from scrubs)
edit: lmfao love the first answer...
Nikos Kazantzakis, author of "Zorba the Greek" has the best (in my opinion) quote on his stone: "I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free."