What's the next item up for bid?!
Question: Your pants!!
Answers: Your pants!!
ME
A BRAND NEW CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
your computer
my chair
my dirty sox!!!!
Why Bob, it's a cruise missle. This only slightly used missle could be yours if you act now.
Do I look like Rod Roddey?
O.J.'s other bloody glove!
the map to where hoffa is barried
A fully furnished and equipped 3 bedroom 2 bath home in Seattle, valued at only $400,000!
A set of dishes that would look rather appealing with this brand new............Cabinet. Made in China, this cabinet can hold 3 sets of dishes. ..................Oh...nevermind. ug
A girl who's daddy never called her princess
a half eaten burrito and a hot tub full of slightly moldy oatmeal... bidding starts at 1cent... do i have 2 cents?
edit: i see you've come out of the closet... congrats!!!
edit,edit: that sounds wrong... but you know what i mean...
your green hat
this beautiful disposable ball point pen, comes complete with one month supply black ink and pen cap
The pair of overalls you threw on my front porch.