Whats the worst thing you've woken up with?!
Question: i woke up in weymouth with what could only be described as sid james with t!ts... luckily the safety device worked after eleventeen jack daniels and coke. oh! misspent youth .
Answers: i woke up in weymouth with what could only be described as sid james with t!ts... luckily the safety device worked after eleventeen jack daniels and coke. oh! misspent youth .
woke up in weymouth with a drunken fella called oscar!!!
he stank of jack daniels and coke.
(just joking)
My wife
not sure
i woke up in the caves atop weymouth (portland) i woke up with 350 badass bikers... and the party continued... UBGB
Cr@bs.
What buddy said.
I'd tell you but I might get VIOLATED!
prob morning sickness at 13 yrs old
Pink eye
A migraine!! So the old saying is true. Never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I've woken up to a few!! LOL
One of the women's rugby team at Uni ....... I sobered up half way through the night, got out of bed and got back in bed inside my army issue sleeping bag so she couldn't touch me ....... I was giving away about 4 stone, and genuinely feared for my life ....... luckily she was slow, and I could out manoeuvre her!
strep throat
Lmao...eleventeen jack daniels...is that like the eightyteen sloe comfortable screws I had one night?
Alls I can say is - WoW....'cuz I do not remember a damn thing about it.....:~O
Still not sure what it was, but I am working on getting legislation passed against what I ws loaded on that night so it never happens again
a who looked better with a bottle of jack and a couple shots of rum in me
My brothers vomit.....very disgusting
Woke up with my head in the toilet once still don't know how I got there,and people ask me why I've given up drinking
an ear-ache
A headache.
Answer buddy gave is funny. lol
YOU my dear YOU
a reaction to an antibiotic i was taking, my whole body was swollen and my ex said i looked like he had woke up with a whale ( notice hes the ex).
the worst thing i have woken up with is a spider i hate them theyre was one on my duvet i screamed sooo loud
My ex husband, luckily I don't have to wake up to him anymore!