You know your really drunk when...?!


Question: When???

I'll tell you mine shortly...


Answers: When???

I'll tell you mine shortly...

you tell the cop that pulled you over, to hold your beer while you find your drivers license

You pee in the closet.

You think you can dance..lol

you can't talk properly and your seeing everyone through beer goggles..

When you start taliking to the ugliest girl.

...When I don't know what I'm talking about....

you start talking more than u usually do if youre a shy person

you do things that you normally wouldnt do if you were sober

you lay on the bed and you are spinning... that sucks bad!

you wake up in the zoo

my cheeks and nose turn red.

the alarm goes off for work the next day,
but you don't know its the next day.

You start thinking about doing the prime minister. I should stop drinking!

You see a motorbike man ( man all in bikers leathers ) riding a cow, just coming up to the traffic lights they were, I REALLY HAVEN'T touched a drop since, and never would after that.

fall over

An Irishman is never drunk
as long as he can hold onto
one blade of grass and not
fall off the edge of the earth.

When you kiss your mother-in-law goodnight.

...you see doubles!
=)

when you wake up next to a hippo.


--yes i have

--but i realized it was just my wife when i sobered up.

I talk too much and none stop singing...:))

when you hug everyone and start having heart-to-hearts with random people....then you dance

When I can't walk straight lol!!!
But I try not to let myself get that drunk!!
What about you?

You have to be told about it two days later.



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