Can you tell me a joke?!
Question: A small cute joke!!!
Answers: A small cute joke!!!
how do you get a computer mad.........talk about its motherboard
If a quiz is a quizzicle what is a test?
:::Testicle.
Why is it so hard to find men who are caring,sensitive,and good looking?
They all have boyfriends!
*if youre a guy you prob wont find this too funny...sorry. :(
A guy goes 2 da doctor & tells him his genitals hav turned orange. Da doctor says, "omg they R orange". R u very sexually active, son? the doctor asks. He says,"No, all I do is watch pornos & eat my cheetos"!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
It's good to know people still follow one of the 'censored lines' from the Bible: if thine brains offend thee, pluck it out.