Why did the milk ejaculate profusely from the milk bottle when I tried to put so!


Question: I held the carton as I usually would and I ran my hand down the shaft of the carton placing it at the usual spot, and then I tilted the shaft and the milk came spurting too quickly out of the spout.


Answers: I held the carton as I usually would and I ran my hand down the shaft of the carton placing it at the usual spot, and then I tilted the shaft and the milk came spurting too quickly out of the spout.

That just totally gave me a titty hard on.
HAHAHA!!!

GIRL! I'm GOING to CHURCH today!!!
LMFAO!

Were you fully clothed?

You have issues.

oh my! I think I may go wake up the hubby after reading that!

Pre-milkture ejaculation?

The milk carton became overly excited when you stroked the shaft. You are a kinky one aren't you? Naughty girl.

Cause it just Came! you jerked it too fast....

Do it again, I'm begging...

You squeezed it one too many times. They like that.

You may have slightly squeezed the carton at the same moment that you began to pour and that would result in a sudden rush of milk, or the milk may have been partially frozen. This would cause the pressure inside the carton to increase so that when it was opened the sudden release of this pressure would cause the spill.

Umm, uh, I gots nothin. You have an extremely creative mind however.
O-o
I'm going to church. I'm going to church. I'm going to church. I'm going to church.
*walks away repeating*
I'm going to church. I'm going to church. I'm going to church.

The milk must have FARTED!!

It was excited?

LOLOLOL.... For some reason, I can empathize with the milk! OMG! Whew.... Uhhhhh..... Wow!



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