Is Santa opting for Gastric Bypass this year or is he gonna just be a fat lard t!
Question: I mean, geez, you'd think he would have had some sort of issue the last 500 years or so with the excessive weight.
I'm not getting on fat people for I'm a larger woman myself, but geez, his cholesterol has got to be like 800 and his blood sugar must be spiking at 2,000 or something and probably needs like 12 insulin pumps 24 hours a day.
What keeps him going? Amphetemines and Red Bull? (hey, the red bull will give him wings and help him fly)
Answers: I mean, geez, you'd think he would have had some sort of issue the last 500 years or so with the excessive weight.
I'm not getting on fat people for I'm a larger woman myself, but geez, his cholesterol has got to be like 800 and his blood sugar must be spiking at 2,000 or something and probably needs like 12 insulin pumps 24 hours a day.
What keeps him going? Amphetemines and Red Bull? (hey, the red bull will give him wings and help him fly)
Ahaha...Santa will never get skinny. He'll always be the fat lard that all the little kids adore!