How do you medically treat hot gravy stains, specifically in the crotch area?!
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my very good friend had a stroke and isn't doing well and Monday will be a week for him, so pray for him
a nice pumkin pie lotion works for me
Very carefully !
Rub a little turkey on it, she'll be right mate.
pair of scissors and snip snip
then you will totally forget about the gravy stains.
Cranberry jelly :)
Dump club soda on the affected area, preferably whilst still wearing said pants.
Cool your crotch area in a fan or some butta.
How do you know it's gravy? Are you sure it is?
frozen peas, leave them in the bag.
ouch...
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Have a nurse give you a sponge bath.
Allow your dog to lick the area. (or any dog if you don't own one)
Oh, I really hope this one is just hypothetical...back in New York, I got a whole carafe of coffee spilled near those parts...I called the ER, and they told me just to keep ice in a towel on it (as I really didn't want to go there like that). It was more than 12 hours before I could do without the ice, and a couple of weeks before I felt entirely recovered.
I would advise you to immediately go to the Emergency room. If the gravy was prepared too hot, you could possibly call a lawyer. Hey...... the woman got money for the coffee being to hot at McDonalds and now she can have free coffee with the extra money so it's possible you could be eating gravy for free the rest of YOUR life.
Quick !
Grab a cold Penguin and seat it in your lap for at least an hour!
Some lap applied to your lap.
ooooh! that's unfortunate,is what that is.
graavy's kinda sticky,too ... yeesh .
i wonder how many others have suffered horrid injuries from this supposedly benign holiday they call "ThanksGiving" ?
i told you to stop fiddlin around with that gravy ladel you idiot!
leave it bare and apply butter to the area.....
Roll up to the Emergency Room door in a wheel-chair, yelling out, "NURSE!! OH, NURSE!!"
Works EVERY time!
I'll be your nurse BUK. If the stain is actually on your pants then no problem. If however you have actually burned yourslef, that is going to take some Silvidine ointment with some creative dressing (going pantless would be best until completely healed). Then to cleanse the area twice each day (tepid water. . . . .not too hot and not too cold) and re-apply the ointment. No worries. I'll fix you up with a nice bowl of my home made potato soup, tuck you in and tell you a nice story to keep your mind of your valuables.
I dunno. The gravy never stays on my man's crotch long enough for it to stain! Mmmm!
Ummmmm...I mean, I get a wash rag for him and help him clean up the gravy he spilled upon himself from passing off the...
Dang. I got nothin.
Apply a generous helping of whipped cream to the area. *lol*
apply mashed potatos to soak uo the excess gravy, then use ice to treat the burn.