Please explain........ why keep a dog and bark yourself?!


Question: I have my own theory on this but what is yours?


Answers: I have my own theory on this but what is yours?

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself

Meaning:

Don't pay someone to do a task and then do it yourself.

Origin:

The earliest citation of this proverb is Brian Melbancke's Philotimus: the warre betwixt nature and fortune, 1583:

"It is smal reason you should kepe a dog, and barke your selfe."

Did you need something serviced dear ? ;-)
*woof*

I don't! My dog barks enough for both of us!!

i like to bark at them

uhhh ... ok you are asking why i have a dog and i still bark ... if that's the question than i will tell you i don't bark .... except when i want to get my dog to bark but it usually sounds fake ...

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Good question, but my dog does plenty of barking, in fact she never stops!!

Because I'm really good at doing dog impressions ;o)

I don't have a dog but i'm barking.

i get tired chasing the postman when he leaves junkmail.

I have three new puppies, they're babies so no they dont bark and neither do I..
i CANT bark..nor burp..but i CAN fart x]p

What a coincidence. My new pup's name is Barkley, and he does live up to his name.

Because if you want something done, it's generally best to do it yourself, especially if the 'dog' you keep is male

My chauvinist husband used to say this to me. Guess what, his dog ran away from home. Now he has to bark himself.

cos my bark is worse than the bite. (im laughing so much as you know i have 5 lil dogs that just YAP+YAP+YAP)cheers :)

If it so, don't keep.

I think your barking up the wrong tree with this one mate



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