What can i do to calm him down?!
Question: my pet turkey seems very nervous today
Answers: my pet turkey seems very nervous today
I'll calm him down permanently, It will be my pleasure, Drink on....
give him a drink.
grant him a reprieve :)
give him some food and tell him in a calm reassuring voice that you love him and will not let anyone eat him.
I;ve heard that they find classical music calming. No joke I saw it on the news, a Turkey farmer played soothing music over a loud speaker. But most important, don't let on that it's nearly christmass!
Hide him, put some sunglasses on him and a tie.Say,your cousin Thomas is just visiting over the Holiday!
At dinner,tell them he's a vegetarian!
Later!
stuff him with dressing, a full belly always creates satisfaction... enjoy your T-giving!
Share your beer with him, if that doesn' t work chop his head off.He will not feel a thing than.
Smart bird :)