My friend turkey?!


Question: Just went missing yesterday. There's no news yet,other than he was reportedly seen getting into an oven.... What is up with that?


Do you think the space aliens got him?


Answers: Just went missing yesterday. There's no news yet,other than he was reportedly seen getting into an oven.... What is up with that?


Do you think the space aliens got him?

Dude, are you kidding?? Turkey is about to be ea---
I mean... -ahem-... he's going to a magical land full of wonders beyond his wildest imagination. He's really happy and hopes to send you a postcard. But he says that if you don't get one, dont be sad, it just means that he's having the time of his, uh, life... yeah! Life!... *looks away quickly and slowly walks away*

He was accosted by the Stove Top Cop.

Either that he climbed in an oven and committed suicide.

call the local authorities so they can be on the look out, maybe he left a clue like a trail of giblets or something

Good gravy! He is missing?!?!? This might sound corny, but I miss the old bird already. Do you think someone beat the stuffing out of him, or did he just go out half baked? Either way, this sounds like a recipe for disaster. Guess eventually we will see what's cooking, I just hope I can stomach it or swallow the explanation. If he is just looking for attention, I would say he is just trying to be a ham, but maybe his mood is bad.

That's right, he could be in a fowl mood.



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