If i call into to work tomorrow and say i cant work cause i have fleas do you th!
Question: yeah ''fleas'' that will work
Answers: yeah ''fleas'' that will work
Not if you work for a vet.
no....I doubt it
No.. you could say scabies (worse than fleas but similar). That would work but people at work would think you were really gross and dirty. How about lice?
Maybe, if you have a few dogs, but they might ask for a doctor's statement before they let you come back to work.
Yes
Are you abnormally hairy?
No. Tell them you have crabs....they may not believe you but I'll bet they won't take any chances.
lol! Just say....ur dog eat ur brains and u cant function...idk...dont listen to me then! gosh! =)
They'll probably tell you to buy a flea collar on your way in.
definitely not.
your not a dog
don't know but if it does let me know and i will use it the day after tomorrow...
sounds like a good enough reason to me
I have a better excuse. Tell him your friend, Ssshhhh Someones still watching? from Y!A came over. Tell him one thing led to another, and now you are so sore you can't seem to put your legs together. I KNOW it will work because it worked for 37 of my other female contacts.
That excuse always works for me.
Tell them you have an eye infection and that you can't "see" yourself coming in.