Survey: Can you describe your most recent, "Ummmm, AWKWARD!" moment?!
Question: Let's see if I can get more than TWO answers...
Answers: Let's see if I can get more than TWO answers...
i was sleeping and i dreamt of the bathroom and dreamt that i was taking a pee in there and then i realised that i had to pee so hard that i actual did pee a bit on the bed....so i got up and went to the bathroom.....moral of the dream....when you are dreaming of the bathroom, it is time to actually get up and use the loo.....
tripping in a store
my "ummmm, awkward" moment was when i was introduced to a new person---there was this HUGE silence!
I fell up the stairs and i lost my shoe. It was all the way at the bottom of the stairs.
......................do I have to?????
yes. at the time being i live with my sister and her husband as well and their baby. The other day it was my birthday and i was
watching their baby while my sis was at work. My brother in law was home lunch. Someone came to the door to deliver me flowers from my parents. The lady asked me if i just had a baby. I was embarassed because my brother in law was right there and she must of though he was my husband/ boyfriend. Awkward!
The time my exgirlfriend (who was still in love with me) met my new gf.
Scary.
i was sitting with my guy friends and none of them would talk so i was tryin to get them to talk and they just would give one word answers and nothin else...ugh it was verrrry awkward haha
um, that would be my conversation with my mom yesterday. i'm 23 and sometimes it feels like she's treating me like i was 12. very awkward. i got very defensive.
today..at bball i told a joke and noone laughed..lol but its ok they were all my friends anyways =]
when i just told my freind who i like... AKWARD
my mom was in the hospital last weekend and she was so doped up she called the nurse a *****. I wanted to die.
blurting out "Papi" in my sleep and explaining to my fiance the next morning "Oh, it was nothing hon. I dunno?! Must have been Red Sox dreaming again"
........yeah okay! lol
The kind of handshake where you go out there with a confident and firm handshake and the other person just gives you this limp and clammy palm for the shake. Especially when the girl is the one with the stronger handshake, and the guy just kind of sticks his hand out there. It's awkward. Anyone else feel that way?
I caught a colleague looking at my butt when I bent over to get my licorice from the vending machine.
When I asked the question, "Why is the sky blue if the ground is brown and green?" < That was a serious blonde moment. It took me a while to snap back into reality...
Oh and here's another one it didn't happen to me though. In 5th grade we did some sex education and after the video about explaining periods and eggs and stuff out of the blue this girl asked, "How do you make babies?" lol it was funny!
when I got caught talking about somebody
it kinda awkward but... my class was practicing slow dancing and we were going around the room and circles. My partner had to sneeze but it wouldnt come out so i was walking backwards like 4 feet from him (because we still had too walk) trying not to get sneezed on. It looked like it was going to be a big one tho
classic
me (jeans, sneakers, bf's jacket 10 sizes too big, earphones, ignoring the world) shopping at victoria's secret and humming to the new rilo kiley.
my professor of finite element analysis (bald, old, short, stubby man who no one really wants to imagine being in need of anything coming out of victoria's secret) in the same store, shopping, clearly.
me not paying attention to where i'm going, hitting into him, apologizing profusely and then realizing who he is and that he is holding a set of very, khm, extravagant outfits (i'll let your imagination work here) = AWKWARD!
now thats AWKWARD!~i answered this question.
well I saw someone at a Drs office and I said I know you your so&so he didnt remember me and his wife shows up and Im waiting for the elevator and hes telling her I know him I overheard him I said yea he invited me in to show me his fossils..kinda stupid sounding finally the elevator came .. this man was older
When i tripped at school!
i was telling someone about a dream i had about them and then they said they had a dream similar to mine...about me?....so then we were just standing there...and i didnt know what to say, and then someone walked by us and farted?....i think that was really awkward/wierd....lol
I have the winner!!!! I was training the new guy at work and he had a very bad allergy problem. I was showing him how to pack something in a box, and AAAAATCHOOOO! He sneezed right in my face. Spit went all over me and I just stared at him speechless and I could tell he was mortified and embarrassed. I had NO CLUE what to say to him and meither did he.
That was soooo gross, and possibly the most awkward moment in my life.
i had a basketball game today and during halftime my team and the other team were like right around the corner form each other, but my team didn't know, and we were calling them all these cuss words and making fun of them and we walked around and they all were giving us dirty looks haha :)
Talking with my friends about my hot math teacher, while he was passing by us. Embarrassing!
Got caught by my wife while I was in intimate relation with our maid last week.
Sitting in Mass a few weeks ago my youngest son was sitting up against me and he lets the longest stinkiest fart rip....during the priest's homily and looks up at me and loudly says..."Mommy why'd you do that?" I could have crawled under the pew.
Peace.
I showed up to work really sleepy and naked ...... it was really, really cold outside...OKAY! did I say really COLD outside!