What has been your most embarrasing moment?!
Question: Oh, my gosh! When I was Christmas shopping several years ago! I wanted a closer look at a crystal figurine on the top shelf of a wall of crystal. You see where this is going? Yep! I plucked that figurine off the glass shelf, the shelf let go, crashed into the glass shelves below it, which then crashed into the glass shelves below them, etc. all the way to the floor! I was standing there, figurine in hand, mouth open, in a pile of shattered glass and crystal! All the noise and commotion in that part of the (very crowded) mall had came to a screeching halt, and everyone was just standing and staring at me. I wanted to die! Then I wondered if the store had a "you break it, you bought it" policy, and I burst into tears! It was just too much.
The sales girls were wonderfully sympathetic, asking if I was all right, and saying it happens all the time (yeah, right). I handed one of them the figurine I was still holding, apologized, and fled the store. I couldn't get out of that mall fast enough, and I've never went back to that shop since!
That is definitely the most embarassing moment of my entire life, and there have been quite a few!
Answers: Oh, my gosh! When I was Christmas shopping several years ago! I wanted a closer look at a crystal figurine on the top shelf of a wall of crystal. You see where this is going? Yep! I plucked that figurine off the glass shelf, the shelf let go, crashed into the glass shelves below it, which then crashed into the glass shelves below them, etc. all the way to the floor! I was standing there, figurine in hand, mouth open, in a pile of shattered glass and crystal! All the noise and commotion in that part of the (very crowded) mall had came to a screeching halt, and everyone was just standing and staring at me. I wanted to die! Then I wondered if the store had a "you break it, you bought it" policy, and I burst into tears! It was just too much.
The sales girls were wonderfully sympathetic, asking if I was all right, and saying it happens all the time (yeah, right). I handed one of them the figurine I was still holding, apologized, and fled the store. I couldn't get out of that mall fast enough, and I've never went back to that shop since!
That is definitely the most embarassing moment of my entire life, and there have been quite a few!
just yesterday i sent a rather long email to the wrong person
Laughing so hard that I pissed my pants while in school
my pants split down the back while i was babysitting ..i had to walk home (across the street thankfully) backwards lol im just glad it was dark out
and in school i started laughing and spit a mouthful of chocolate milk all over some boy
This moment ... u just made me remember my most embarrassing moment
not tellong ya- its too embarrassing lol !!xx
well, it involved nudity and that's all I'll tell you
One time I fell in the pool at the easter bar-b-que with my clothes on....
One time I was on my period and I got out of my cousins truck and next thing I knew my jeans were red in the back.
And at my high school we have stairs (well duh I think all high schools have stairs) but I was by the guy I liked and I busted *** on the stairs.
i locked myself out of the house a few days ago while I was putting the recycling out. I was wearing my pajamas and didnt have my mobile with me. I had to walk half a mile into town in my pajamas to get to a pay phone and ring my mum reverse charge to get her to leave work and come and let me back in. I tried to look insane so no one would laugh at me but i didnt work. I have never in my life been so embarrassed
My 18 year old son standing in front of over 300 people doing a speech and telling something I said to him privately at home about a teacher.
okay so one time i was walking in my class because i was late and the door was held open by a door stopper and then as i was walking in i tripped over another piece of the door and fell on my back not only was i late and caused every one to turn around but i tripped and every one witnessed it or when another time i was at school and i was going to sit down and my chair fell from under me ...LMAO im lauphing while thinking of it.
Laughing so hard at someone else's embarassing moment, I peed on myself!
tripping & falling down a few steps
Myself and my Boyfriend went to the cinema a couple of weeks ago, anyway, i was so tired that i practically slept through the entire film, just as the lights came back on & everyone started to get up, i woke up.
On the way out, thinking my boyfriend was beside me, i reached out to hold his hand and held some other blokes hand instead !!! Cringe !!! I dunno who was embarrassed more, me or that poor lad!! The annoying thing was that my boyfriend so the whole thing and thought it was hilarious, i got slagged for weeks !!! :(
FUNNY!!
The other day I was expecting my friend over, she called to say she was on her way and 10 mins later there was a knock at the door. I opened the door and dived outside shouting in my deepest man-voice "WHO IS IS!!!!" It turned out not to be my friend but a policeman who had accidently knocked my door instead of the neighbour's. This is the most embarrassing thing I have done lately anyway!
Once I was pregnant pushing my 2 yr old son round the shop in the trolly before we went to my midwife appt, We got to the checkout and I put my purse next to my son in the trolly. He got my urine sample out of my bag and put it on the conveyor with the rest of my shopping. I noticed it just before the bloke scanned it!!!
Many, many years ago, when I was working production in a small RV supply plant, a toothless young co-worker said she was taking the afternoon off to get her plates.
"Oh!" I chirped brightly, "You're finally going to get some teeth?"
"My license plates!" she replied.
I wanted to crawl into the hole I had just drilled in a holding tank.
This was when I was with my fiance just about a week.I was sitting on his lab in the living room and i laughed so much that I farted right on his leg,proper loudly.He looked quite shocked,but after some time he just got used to it:)
i was waiting for the bus with my mate a few months ago and the bit i was standing by, there was a pane of glass missing so there was just a bar about 10 inches off the ground going across. anyway the bus took ages so by the time it arrived i forgot about that bar so i walked forward and tripped over it. even though i was very embarrased and in pain, i still laughed at it. if i wasn't in so much pain at the time i probably would have got up and bowed lol
well when my fiance and I were well you know he pooted loudly I cracked up so hard I almost peed myself LOL