How do I get taco stains out of my muumuu?!
Question: Have you ever seen that show "Junkyard Wars"? In that tradition I decided to invited some of my friends from Bingo over to have "Taco Wars"... relatively futile but rather inventive, if I do say so, myself.
I was working on fashioning a glider out of taco shells glued together with refried beans when it all went wrong. Celia decided to try out her taco breath compressor, and upon switching it on, sent grease and bits of melted jalope?o-cheddar cheese flying. Margo got the worst of it, and had to go home to have her husband, Boris, pick the dried pieces out of her newly dyed hair... so, she'll not be coming back for the "Lasagna Bots: Battle Royale" this Wednesday.....
I tried washing it with cold water and baking soda, but the grease stains are stubborn, and I really want to wear it when I pit my Sauce-Slinging Pasta Bot agains Sondra's Ragu Warrior.
Answers: Have you ever seen that show "Junkyard Wars"? In that tradition I decided to invited some of my friends from Bingo over to have "Taco Wars"... relatively futile but rather inventive, if I do say so, myself.
I was working on fashioning a glider out of taco shells glued together with refried beans when it all went wrong. Celia decided to try out her taco breath compressor, and upon switching it on, sent grease and bits of melted jalope?o-cheddar cheese flying. Margo got the worst of it, and had to go home to have her husband, Boris, pick the dried pieces out of her newly dyed hair... so, she'll not be coming back for the "Lasagna Bots: Battle Royale" this Wednesday.....
I tried washing it with cold water and baking soda, but the grease stains are stubborn, and I really want to wear it when I pit my Sauce-Slinging Pasta Bot agains Sondra's Ragu Warrior.
(putting both my hands to my face in shock and awe...)
"Ay Shee Wah Wah!..."
Lol... Taco Stains are proof that you've lived and know how to have fun. Kind of like war scars... Let them set.
Hahahahhahaaha! You're a funny girl.
what???
try oxi clean or something.
thank you for my first laugh of the day
You can try tooth paste or dish soup.
on the Mexico/Alaska border, there is a little stand, called 'Nanook Sanchez' Taco Toboggan'. he has the right chemicals for that.
hmmmm...sounds like you need something that jumps on your head and turns you into a flesh eating zombie...
maybe something like a heacrab...or better yet, o rocket full of headcrabs...
TO THE LAB!!!
oh, or just use some tide on a 45 minute spin-cycle...that always gets the zombie blood stains out of my bulletproof vest.
shout it out lol
EAT IT
Ask Nasty to chew it out, she'll eat anything.
Apply undiluted Pine Sol to spots . Next, put a few drops of shampoo for oily hair on each Pine Sol spot. Then you scrub the spots out by hand. When you've scrubbed most of it out, put it in washer with other colored clothes. This may have to be repeated.
Don't use soap until you see how much suds the shampoo will make. Do not add bleach!
GL
Here in the South they've invented some newfangled technique called "dry-cleaning". Apparently, it isn't available in your part of the country yet. My neighbors all swear by it to get the clay stains out of the hems of their "choir robes". I haven't yet understood why they insist on practicing on Saturday night in his pasture around the bonfire.They sure are fanatical, though.