Have you ever heard someone Fart and tried to play it off?!


Question: What did you think and or Do when it happened?


Answers: What did you think and or Do when it happened?

Yes, this has happened on occassion. Whenever I am placed in this situation, I really have to hold in my laugh. You want to believe that you didn't just hear it, but you know you did. I just keep minding my business though and carry on like it never happened.

lol I've done that once...haha

sorry... if I would have known you were behind me I would have held it in a little longer

hahahahahh

we all have done that

pretending like if it was our shoes

but this on time in 10th grade, there was this one girl in class that I talked to. she was stretching her back on the chair and a noise came out and she whispered "oh sh*t" . and I guess no one heard but this one girls said "eww" and that;s it. she went back to her business .. ha ha

dude you've got some pretty nasty questions

Was that you??

No...the shifty eyes always gives them away..plus the red face and instant denial! lol!
I burst out laughing...I just think it is really funny!

Oh my God yes! My mother in law. We were sitting there talking and then......well you know. It was so loud I actually jumped! She just kept on talking so I pretended that I hadn't heard. That was an akward moment to say the least.

My dog gets blamed for this.

omg that just happened today in science class it wuz this dude & omgee it wuz soo loud & it stunk so bad me & my group wer the first ppl that heard it & he tried to act all casual but we all started laughing so he tried to blame it on som1 else...

every1 knew it wuz him tho
i actually feel kinda sorry 4 the poor guy

yes, my sister Holly.

Yep and said what's the next chorus gonna be....coz it sounds kinda brassy to me??? LOL ?

This is a funny question.......gotta star it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know lots of people who've done that hahahah never gets old!

hahaha yes!
it's kinda embarrassing. one time i went to this Italian restaurant with my boyfriend and it was really good except that my stomach started hurting after wards..so we left then went to ross and our way there i farted but it didn't make a noise so i just kept talking but then it started smelling really bad and i rolled down the window.my boyfriend was like what's that smell? i said i dunno..then he starting gagging and when we pulled into ross he started puking everywhere!!it was so embarrassing(he knew i farted) honestly i didn't think it was that bad but apparently it was. he got it all over his pants and shoes. so it gets worse..we were coming out of the store and he asked where his keys were and we looked next to his car and they were in his vomit..lol hope it made you laugh because it is true!

I absolutely love the fact that God gave us the ability to fart and for it to make a noise,,,Anyway, usually what I always do is turn to the person and ask as loudly and seriously as possible...." What did you say?".. and wait for the answer, no matter where we are or how awkward the situation is, I stay in character. Seriously, "What did you say, dude?"

my hubby does it all the time

if we're in a shop he does it then looks at the person next to him, wrinkles his nose and walks away, anyone in the vicinity then looks at the poor Innocent person with disgust, and my hubby gets away scot free

LMAO! The very first time my boyfriend farted in front of me. It was cute. We were watching a funny movie and he went to laugh and farted at the same time! LOL, I just pretended I didn't hear anything. Ever since then, he does it all the time!

my dog farted loudly the other night and was watching his own butt then looked at us like we did it....

Yeah, myself!

LOL! yes it happened when I was shopping with my sister. she let that mofo rip, and I walked away real fast and acted like I don't know who she is. I bet the smell was kickin...

When I hear of another passing gas I don't pretent not to hear it. Na, I make a little comment, depends who it is. I may say," I heard that lil' poot." or " you pootin' ?" I have said to a few ladies in the past that let one go I said, "you called?" just lil' comic sayings that just come out all in good fun. Then I've said some harsher words towards dudes and my nephew, but mostly laugh and say something silly and thats it. The sounds I find it hard not to laugh is when I'm with a lady in those romantic times and those sounds happen in the heat of the moment, those are the hardest time by trying to pretend I didn't hear it.

nope i looked at them like oh no you didnt and started laffing but not saying anything



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