Which will get me locked in a nice, quiet room the quickest.....?!
Question: 1. Wearing my underwear as a hat and trying to sell my used socks at the grocery store.
2. Dragging my asss across the lobby carpet at the Holiday Inn and leaving a trail.
3. Throwing Cheetos at the bank teller while singing "Born in the USA"
4. Smacking my bare belly with a cooked burrito at the gas station entrance.
Answers: 1. Wearing my underwear as a hat and trying to sell my used socks at the grocery store.
2. Dragging my asss across the lobby carpet at the Holiday Inn and leaving a trail.
3. Throwing Cheetos at the bank teller while singing "Born in the USA"
4. Smacking my bare belly with a cooked burrito at the gas station entrance.
I'm gonna have to go with #2 on this one Buk. I can't tell you how many times I have had to find another motel to sleep in because of poo lines on the carpet.
any of them will work
all of the above
number 2 for sure
Draggin your ***~Priceless!!!! I definitely would go with that one!
hmmmmm, i think the dragging *** thing. but the burrito would be pretty good too.
how about you drag *** at the holiday inn while holding a burrito? that would definitely close the deal for sure
the cheerios- that is assault- they'll even save it on a video for your grandchildren to watch.
That quiet room may be jail and not the asylum you seek.
my order would be 2, 3, 4, 1
Giving the president a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy you'll have to run up and give it to him.
Can you do 4 simultaneously with 2 at the Holiday Inn? That will do it.
He he i reckon no.4 son!
Probably #2.
But while you're doing number 4, please sing:
"Ol grey mare she ain't what she used to be;
Ain't what she used to be.
Ain't what she used to be.
Ol' grey mare she ain't what she used to be.."
this sounds like a movie to me
the holiday inn scenerio presents the best mental image. kind of silver surfer like.
2 Dragging my asss across the lobby carpet at the Holiday Inn and leaving a trail.
my personal fav
Any of these will buy you a padded room, toute de suite!
I think #2 will do it. Just watch out for the rug burn!
Good morning love!
It's a toss-up between #1 and #2. Someone tried #1 at Kroger yesterday. It worked for him. I was at the Holiday Inn & saw a trail. It didn't dawn on me that it might be yours. Looks like you got away with it!
Wait until Wednesday so you can enjoy the Holiday fare at the loony bin. I hear they are having turkey sausage. No bones. Hey is Buk's sister really your sister?
Do either one of those, it'll take some time though but do ANY of those and say that my name is Buk and you're a prime candidate for the nice padded little room.
BUK, you're crazy! lol!
2,1
at the sametime.
that is so funny you made me laugh out loud..
holla@urgirl ;O
I just LMAO because #2 is WELL placed. LOL
with this as their slogan, "The best surprise is no surprise.", i'd say the second one.
Clearly 3. It would brand you as a militia nut, you'd never be heard from again.
1. Would get you, your own Japanese reality TV show.
2. The PETA people would hold a candlelight vigil for you release.
4. Just might solve the gas price crisis.
Number 2, however, make sure you remove your pants first, it's more effective that way.
although my favorite is #2 (no pun intended)
#3 would probably be the quickest. (because of armed guards or some quick fingered teller pressing the silent alarm)
just 4
1 is solicitation
2 is vandalism
3 is assault
something tells me pal, you are already there...and if those dont work, then go to an asylum and tell them you spend 24/7 on the yahoo q/a..that will guarentee you admission..
P.S...make sure you ask for the room next to me...we can take over this place...hehehehahaha
I would say #1 will get you there the fastest but any of them would probably do the trick as long as you are good at it and I know you would be. I will be jealous if you get a nice, quiet room because I want one too!
Dragging your asss across the carpet---its also the quickest way to get serious rug burn in awkward places.
Think big! Draq your *** across the lobby carpet of the HILTON and leave a trail. Those snooty hotels hate people messing up their lobbies.
Go to the Marriott and try to set up your tent made of old newspapers in their lobby and see how fast you get attention. Better yet, go up to the rich matrons and ask if you can live in their suite's bathroom. If they say "no" then ask if the closet would be OK. IF they say no again, tell them you'll settle for under their bed.