Do you ever do crazy things to get people to notice you?!


Question: Since nobody ever does what I expect them to do when I drunkenly shout "BEHOLD!" on street corners (which is to admire how phenomenal I am)... I need to come up with a new plan to get the attention I so rightfully deserve.

Nothing to do with nudity, please. Although i'm not opposed to running around braless singing "My Humps"... what do you think of that idea?

I've had two kids... so my lady lumps are lovely AND huge.


Answers: Since nobody ever does what I expect them to do when I drunkenly shout "BEHOLD!" on street corners (which is to admire how phenomenal I am)... I need to come up with a new plan to get the attention I so rightfully deserve.

Nothing to do with nudity, please. Although i'm not opposed to running around braless singing "My Humps"... what do you think of that idea?

I've had two kids... so my lady lumps are lovely AND huge.

You can only say behold if you are a magician. I think you should let your dancing do your talking.

yes i do crazy things to get people to notice me!

stuff that i could get jumped for too!

I have been known to do a crazy thing or two to get noticed. Im not sure what they are, because I have been sh*tfaced usually. I think that would be a grand idea, I bet you have lovely lumps or humps or whatever they are called. I pray that you have someone tape it and email me a copy.

I have a youtube account

What do you think?

I will nominate you for a comedian ,you make my day ,I am speechless for laughing.

Don't say lady lumps ever again please. I am not opposed to nudity for attention, I enjoy the laughing and pointing.

nope, i'm so painfully shy that i try to get people to NOT notice me....

Sounds like you don't need too many ideas from us
LOL

I like standing in line at K-Mart or Wal-Mart and saying "where are the monkey paw keychains, what will I get for stocking stuffers now that there are no monkey paw keychains?" People seem to just move to another line...

I throw stones at people walking past my house.

I am a shameless flirt! I'm sure I've done lots of really shameless things while completely inebriated, and don't remember them.

I'm only 5 feet tall and I have big boobs its hard not to notice unfortuantly

my humps....
i cant even begin to describe how much i LOATHE that stupid-@ss song.
i love you, ompelle...but that song irritates my nerve endings.

um, u talking about being braless and ur large humps has my attention. What can I do for you?



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