You know you are getting old when _____________?!
Question: for me: i am starting not to recognize the names of new bands. oh no!
Answers: for me: i am starting not to recognize the names of new bands. oh no!
you ask "you know you are getting old when..."
when people always say the way you dress is very old
when you have age spots all over your hands or you have crows feet by your eyes
people address you as ma'am
and
you can barely move...
You spend all your time in the health foods section of the grocery store
you bend down and can't get up again, lol
you can sing the songs playing in the super market
...you can no longer do the splits....
same here...I miss the 90's...
you know you are getting old when you are forgetful and wrinkly
I remember when Barry Bonds father, Bobby was a baseball player..and now his son is 43! (and yes he has a big head too..lol)
you go to bed on a Sat night at 9
I go to bed at 9:00.
I'm not that old.. but I hate when there's new lingo used by younger people and I'm like... huh? When did that word become popular? ....."like.. forever ago!"
when I go into a room to do something and completely forget why I went in there for.
when 'Joint Juice' is your daily cocktail.
when I need my glasses to see something and realize I am wearing them
You start asking "what?" every time a person says something to you (this is not me, this is my dad I'm thinking of..).
you see the kids that were in 1st grade when you were in 5th grade going to night clubs...
When your 8 year old daughter says: That's Lame Daddy.
When you were around for the original and they're on the 2nd+ cover and everyone's acting like it's something new.
I ask people if they know what a E-ride ticket is, and they have no idea what I'm talking about
You can't understand slang.
I would be totally left out if I don't understand slang.
You groan when you stand up. . .at least that's what tells me I'm getting old.
YOUR FIGURE IS GONE, YOUR HAIR IS SLOWLY MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPEARING AND IT ISN'T THE CAT CHOMPING AWAY.
You start craving for porridge
When you are listening to the oldies station and those were the hip songs when you were in school. Your children look at you like your crazy when you crank up the radio and know all the words. lol
dd
you start going to bed before 10 p.m.
You like buttermilk!
Gosh, I could go on for days with this one.
I agree with you, also, have you noticed how many makes of cars there are these days? Some I've never heard of. I once knew all cars and what they look like.
1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
4. Your back goes out but you stay home.
5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
8. When happy hour is a nap.
9. When you're on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.
10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to You, and you always hated it.
you have more hair in your ears and nostrils than you do on your head....
your pubes are turning gray....
When you use the word "whippersnappers" or "these kids" in a sentence.